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Laughter, the
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| American
presidential election is done. It is not quite big victory for
the winner and is not being too sorrow for the looser; by
the same token they were both in bad shape. May be that
was the ugliest President election in American history.
But above all, the residents of the West Palm Beach have
created a history. |
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| An innovative ballot
sheet for a complex vote |
VOTING
FOR DUMMIES; American Presidential Election Ballot 2000
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for Residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida
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Contributed
by Jimm Scannell |
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the box BENEATH (i.e. below, underneath, at
the bottom of) the picture of the candidate
who you want to be the next President of the
United States. Please check the AL GORE box
only. |
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George
W. Bush |
Al
Gore |
Pat
Buchanan |
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You
have chosen George W. Bush. Are you
sure you want to vote for George W.
Bush? |
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Yes |
No
(I was confused, change my
vote to Al Gore) |
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You
have chosen Al Gore. Great job. Your
ability to understand complex voting
ballots is a tribute to the national
education system. |
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You
have chosen Pat Buchanan. This
candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure
you want to vote for Pat Buchanan? |
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Yes |
No
(I was confused, change my
vote to Al Gore) |
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If
you circled "Yes" above, do
you realize that George W. Bush is NOT
Al Gore? |
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Yes |
No
(I was confused, change my
vote to Al Gore) |
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Do
you wish to cast a second vote for Al
Gore? |
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Yes |
Yes |
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If
you circled "Yes" above, do
you realize that you are throwing your
vote away? |
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Yes |
No
(I was confused, change my
vote to Al Gore) |
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You
really meant Al Gore, Didn’t you? |
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Yes |
Yes
of Course |
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How
about a third? |
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Yes |
Yes
definitely |
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If
you circled "Yes" above –
you can’t be serious, so we will
automatically change your vote to Al
Gore – we know that’s what you meant |
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| Referendum
Vote: |
Should
all votes cast in this election be recast in
favor of Al Gore? |
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Yes |
I'm confused |
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| Opinion
Survey: |
Do
you think that the residents of the West
Palm Beach County, Florida, have enough
common sense to elect a President of the
United States? |
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No |
Huh? |
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