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American presidential election is done. It is not quite big victory for the winner and is not being too sorrow for the looser; by the same token they were both in bad shape. May be that was the ugliest President election in American history. But above all, the residents of the West Palm Beach have created a history.
An innovative ballot sheet for a complex vote

VOTING FOR DUMMIES; American Presidential Election Ballot 2000

Specifically Designed for Residents of West Palm Beach County, Florida

Contributed by Jimm Scannell

 

  

   
 
 
Check the box BENEATH (i.e. below, underneath, at the bottom of) the picture of the candidate who you want to be the next President of the United States. Please check the AL GORE box only.
 

George W. Bush

Al Gore

Pat Buchanan

You have chosen George W. Bush. Are you sure you want to vote for George W. Bush?

Yes

No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

You have chosen Al Gore. Great job. Your ability to understand complex voting ballots is a tribute to the national education system.

You have chosen Pat Buchanan. This candidate is NOT Al Gore. Are you sure you want to vote for Pat Buchanan?

Yes

No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that George W. Bush is NOT Al Gore?

Yes

No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

Do you wish to cast a second vote for Al Gore?

 

Yes 

Yes

If you circled "Yes" above, do you realize that you are throwing your vote away?

Yes 

No (I was confused, change my vote to Al Gore)

You really meant Al Gore, Didnít you?

Yes

Yes of Course

How about a third?

 

Yes

Yes definitely

If you circled "Yes" above Ė you canít be serious, so we will automatically change your vote to Al Gore Ė we know thatís what you meant

 
Referendum Vote:

Should all votes cast in this election be recast in favor of Al Gore?

  Yes

  I'm confused

 
Opinion Survey:

Do you think that the residents of the West Palm Beach County, Florida, have enough common sense to elect a President of the United States?

  No   Huh?

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Jimm Scannell is an artist sculpture; graduated from the Pennsylvania Academy of the Fine Arts - Philadelphia
 

 

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